While I can't be sure this driver was drinking, the evidence leads me to believe so.

I'm not sure if this car belongs at this house, but if so the driver did a spectacular job of spinning out sideways and then backwards into a tree in the front yard. Unfortunately I didn't get to see the parking job as it happened, only the end result, but it had to be similar to when Elwood Blues slid his '74 ex-Mount Prospect police cruiser into the parking spot in front of the French Restaurant in the movie The Blues Brothers. Jake did a slightly better job though, as his car didn't get so beat up in the process.

On second thought, maybe this driver was fed up with his or her pile of crap GM product and wrecked it on purpose . . .