There are several Mustang and Ford magazines published in our office, and we snuck into the shop where they're prototyping a new Mustang spoiler.

This is top-secret stuff, we think they named their car "Project Downforce" and this wing could revolutionize Mustang racing worldwide. Though they claim this design is proprietary, we really think they've been discussing airfoil designs with the editors of Circle Track as it looks very much like a Sprint-Car wing.

We think maybe it's an attempt to get a Mustang GT to do a wheelie, but that's just speculation . . .

Maybe we'll steal their technology and apply it to Randy's Valiant, or to Scott's Charger . . . or put it on the front of my Power Wagon and use it to plow snow.