The right kind of spoiler   

This is how a spoiler is properly engineered. Not only does the Superbird spoiler function well at high speeds when it's needed most. It's also small enough that it doesn't induce too much drag. Want proof? Look at the NASCAR record before this design was effectively banned.

Also, the Chrysler engineers must have been thinking ahead. In the current economic crisis many of us are faced with losing our homes, and living in our Mopars. Superbird owners are lucky because the wing can be used as a clothes line, or a place to store hanging clothes, or as a mounting location for a direct tv dish . . . .