You hear a lot on the news about securing our southern border, but what kind of truck would a border agent drive to patrol our northern border?
While everyone is worried about the southern border of the United States and how to secure it, the Canadians are plotting. They're plotting to sneak in through cracks in our northern security system, infiltrate the United States, and work illegally driving zambonie machines at hockey games.
Actually, I've been to our northern border, and it's not really all that secure. It's miles and miles of wilderness and you can just walk back and forth if you want. Except for where there's water, you have to use a canoe there, or swim if you know how.
I'm not sure if they really patrol the northern border much, it would probably be scary with all the bears and renegade Canadians roaming around, eh.
If our agents do patrol that border though, they would need some pretty tough trucks. Dodge trucks with snow plows would work ok, but the heaters would have to be good in the winter. They'd probably need trucks with giant chain saws on the front also so they could cut through the trees and stuff to see people sneaking across the border.